Definitions by 1bigreg

benefuckter 

A person who exchanges money for sex

I'm not her boyfriend I'm just her benefuckter, when she needs money she knows I'm good for a roll.

benefuckter by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

teenager's parent onset dementia 

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

teenager's parent onset dementia by 1bigreg November 21, 2011