apocalypse

The End of you and me.

Its The apocalypse! Run for your life!

by doghnut May 16, 2018

i-apocalypse

The end of the internet

After the i-apocalypse everything went back to how it was.

by Jack Tree December 14, 2017

Zombie Apocalypse 2020

= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations

4. Delirium

5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.

Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o

"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie

by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020

Lesbian Apocalypse

The lesbian apocalypse is something on TikTok in which lesbians follow each other and basically "take over TikTok". This was made by lesbians for lesbians this had previously happened in 2021 which to my knowledge the first lesbian apocalypse. The lesbian apocalypse can also be described as a time for lesbians to follow each other and appreciate their identity and other lesbians!

Person 1: Did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse!?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm participating in it right now!
Person 3: I'm participating I'm just restricted on following right now because I followed too quickly.

by zombiezjello June 1, 2022

apocolosiphisis

Fear of turning into a pumpkin!

Cinderella's caridge had apocolosiphisis

by Larane October 9, 2007

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

Apocolypse

When the budha(see entry by Grim Reaper) realises that he has no more followers and then he comes down to earth and lands in a slave camp were he is mistaken for an escaping slave and then shot. Then a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys all living creatures.

"Hey look escaping slave shoot him!"
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!

by Grim Reaper May 13, 2005