assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.

I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.

by janicegravy August 23, 2011

assbag

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

by Alice W. November 7, 2008

Assback

v1: To have won after having performed a series of insults. To show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. Similar in use to "pwned".
v2: The use of moving the butt in a sexually provocative motion after having bent down. Often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general buttox area.
n: The meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back.

v1: Ajin: I know I'm not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
Suman: Ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (In this context Suman has assbacked Ajin)
v2: Zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can assback them (the people) and seek attention to her buttox.
n: Suman repeatedly kicks Ajin's assback upon cue via remix to the words in the song "Smack That", with the word "Assback".

by Suman B December 14, 2008

assbag

A protective device installed in most modern cars that inflates upon a front end impact.

"I hit the car in front of me and the driver's side assbag went off!"

by Alvis Frink January 4, 2008

Assbag

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.

I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.

by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011

Assbate

1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted

"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."

by Idontwanttofuckahooker November 4, 2012