28th Amendment

A hypothetical amendment of the U.S. Constitution that allows citizens to party and have fun without government interference.

The 28th Amendment is a good thing for partygoers.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 19, 2021

123rd Amendment

States that Joshua can never leave Catherine and that they will be together forever

Ashley: how are you and Joshua??
Catherine: Good and plus he can never leave because of the 123rd amendment

by Violet Scott January 10, 2022

Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.

Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.

by WLU03 December 4, 2022

Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause

Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.

by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023

Cody Amend

Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend

Yo Cody Amend

by Grayson Parsons August 24, 2023

First-Amendment shrug

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.

Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

14th amendment

Oh no! The 14th amendment!? OH NO! We care so much about that (now and not 7 years ago when I was saying exactly that! Remember? Remember when I was saying this was a violation of that exact thing? And now they're doing it to you and now it's a national emergency? Remember?)

Hym "Hey, do you REMEMBER that? When I was saying that thing? About how why this was wrong? But ONLY NOW THAT IT AFFECT A FUCKING WHORE does anyome give a shit about it. The WHORE who's running around getting raw dogged by every fat cock she meets behind he boyfriends back... NOW THAT IT AFFECTS HER and that the gallom od semen she's pouring into herself my have a tangible consequence... NOW THE 14TH AMENDMENT MATTERS! ONLY NOW does it matter. Because 'ThEy'Re gOiNg To UsE iT tO tAkE mY dEcIsIoN-cOnSeQuEnCe pRiViLeGeS aWaY!' Fucking trash! You're absolute garbo!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024