Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.

My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp

by fakkinshet August 27, 2013

Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

alabama brownie

Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole

That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Alabama reject

someone who had sexual relations with a disabled sibling or did such disgusting things not even Alabama wants them.

A disgusting boy i know is a Alabama reject for what he did with his deaf sister.

by A small pleb March 12, 2019

Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”

by WildWolf May 6, 2022

Alabama Basketball

When you dribble your balls on your sisters ass then she shits on them.

"damn sistuurr that there alabama basketball feel darn good on my balls"

by sisterfucker12 March 23, 2021