Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.

My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp

by fakkinshet August 28, 2013

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Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper January 20, 2012

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A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 06, 2019

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Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

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When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

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When your getting head and bust in your partners nose, ten they snort it into their mouth like a loogie and can either spit it or swallow.

Tito accidentally came in Tias nose so she Alabama loogie it

by Man juice 8176 January 17, 2018

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When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

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