net balls

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.

Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.

by RealBalls4Life August 19, 2011

Net Spend

Some rubbish term Liverpool fans made up to make themselves look better

“Net spend! Net spend” screamed the Liverpool fan whilst he wanked into his sisters mouth

by xXpussy_slayerXx June 20, 2019

Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction

I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked

by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016

nets out

i.e. Solectron's general teminology for when you are going to get screwed.

I know we shorted you one week's pay, but don't worry it will all net out in the end.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

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by 474747 January 21, 2012

net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

by bness September 20, 2003

net whore

see: internet slut

i must think of something, because of the new requirement

by Diego November 21, 2003