futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021

dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.

.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!

by cremapie August 25, 2021

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022