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uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".
After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.
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Ryan High School 

Ryan High School more like Lesbian High School the most gayest school in North Texas. Where students throw pussy in the bathroom , or possibly eat cat , where students walk up & down the hallways acting like they can fight but really can't lol , teachers stand in the hallways and yelling at students for not going to class on time , writing kids up for skipping because they have nothing esle to do , but get those weak ass paychecks
person #1 I think I saw some females from Ryan on tv yesterday.

person #2 on yeah , what channel ?

person #1 16 & Pregnant

Ryan High School
Ryan High School by WeakHoes March 23, 2017

Battlefield High School

High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"

Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."

washington high school

a high school full of suicidal kids,drug dealer wannabes,and retarded rich kids, paedophiliac teachers, and poor staff. also there is a idiotic vice principal that needs to go to jail for sexual misconduct.
guy 1: hey man whats up heard u you moved to washington high school sucks man how is it.
guy 2 : its horrible already was offered xanax on the second hour of me being here

Whiteriver high school 

full of fake ass gang members such as Taylor eaton and all of his friends that dont give 2 fucks about him becuse hes a fuckin tweeker
whiteriver high school where kids vape

Lebanon Trail High School 

The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.
Lebanon Trail High School is pretty diverse and gay.

New Britain High School 

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."