fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

farting conbustion

when you decided to eat something not cooked right is something cold that was not supposed to be dejected this condition is extreme and may cause the person with this to become nurture fart bomb this may cause stomach pain and more if the ability to fart with this condition happens I suggest to have something open the hole with breathing gear. if fart becomes silent then anyone around needs to run and you need to lock yourself in an air seal are the people around you a doom when reached the final stage the smell can reach over 10 meters.

I am having some farting conbustion.

by bluedragon43 September 24, 2021

Fart tag

Playing tag by farting on another individual and then shitting your pants.

I was playing fart tag with Bobby and he shit all over me. It’s all fun and games until somebody shits.

by Chantellylace September 15, 2022

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Fart ice

In a sexual or romantic relationship between two people, whomsoever farts first in front of the other and shatters the superficial decorum of social etiquette.

Phrases- breaking the fart ice

1. While they were making out on their third date, she broke the fart ice.

2. When he broke the fart ice, she fell more in love with him.

3. They had a threesome and grandma broke the fart ice.

by Rabbit haul August 3, 2018