My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus
My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus by coole29_ November 8, 2021
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boner cat
The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)
You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
boner cat by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009
Skin a cat
Skin a cat by word prophet April 16, 2012
conductor cat
The mascot of 7chan, Conductor Cat led the masses on their /b/day exodus from 4chan. He and The Fury remain vigilant against the fail that forever threatens 7chan.
conductor cat by Air Force Anon December 23, 2007
Kitty Cat
Woman 1: Wow, that cat is so cute! It doesn't look like an adult, though.
Woman 2: Oh! I believe that is a Kitty Cat; In between the kitten and adult age.
Woman 2: Oh! I believe that is a Kitty Cat; In between the kitten and adult age.
Kitty Cat by Kitty Catty July 17, 2017
Norwegian Forrest Cat
The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!
Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
Norwegian Forrest Cat by Oneil Chase March 25, 2010