Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023

Halpsforniglesnoioi

No obvious meaning. Definition moves and can be used as a verb, adjective and noun. Avoid using this in a professional setting, as it can be interpreted as "No fucking shit".

Vincent shrieked, "That GIANT PYTHON IS ABSOLUTELY HUGE!!!"
insert individual with common sense You're so halpsforniglesnoioi

by WHALEPOG69 July 19, 2023

Happy Birthday Grimace

What is on your Amazon wishlist

Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP

by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023

Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.

I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.

by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023

happy babyday

You say this when there's a new thing, phenomenon or any occurrence.

I've tried pickles for the first time today!
Oh, happy babyday.

by babydayyyyy July 29, 2023

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

Happy

Wow! Act happy... Even if you're not... Because THEN... You won't murder all the Jews...

Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023