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Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
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Miller's Hot Bologna 

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.
I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

Snipe with a Shotgun 

To attempt to do something where success is extremely unlikely or impossible. Sniping is hard, and using a shotgun makes the job almost impossible. Use it when describing a situation that is the same as pissing into the wind
Guy 1: Hey, check out that girl over there. Think I can get her?
Guy 2: No offense but you might as well try to Snipe with a Shotgun.

Shotgun Wedding 

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.
Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding
Shotgun Wedding by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009

throwing shots 

To make a negative comment towards someone; to diss.

(The releasing of comments made to injure.)
Sean: My sneakers are fly as hell
Jay: I may have seen chickens flying higher than your shoes
Sean: Yo, stop throwing shots.

shotgunning 

(Shotgunning) Shotgunning a beer is the simple act of consuming a beer at a high rate of speed.
Shotgunnin a beer is easy when following these steps:

1) Hold a beer can in a horizontal position with the bottom tilted up just a bit. Poke a hole on the side near the bottom where you would see an air bubble if the can were clear. Poke this hole with a screwdriver, knife or a Shotgun Key.

2) Place your mouth over the hole while lifting it to an upright position.

3) After you have reached an upright position, pull the tab at the top of the can and consume the beer as fast as possible.

Shotgunning a beer is easy when you follow these directions!
shotgunning by Gunnar Jones November 30, 2007