Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

shee-poo

Shee-poo is a word or phrase that combines peeing and pooping together at the same time. In a common Singaporean childhood, young Singaporean kids will be asked to go to the toilet to shee-shee (which means urinating) or poo-poo (which means pooping obviously)

E.g ‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

by Kanagroo_duck August 20, 2018

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

Big poo energy

Authentic or unique. Not afraid to be oneself.

I like you, you really have big poo energy

by Ellis Smith May 26, 2019

pissy poo

Someone who (pisses or pees) in the bed.

Alexis: * pees in bed
Laci: Girl you a pissy poo

by lllllaaaacccciiiii April 16, 2019