a term used for a male who wants to go down on his female partner to let her experience an orgasm
To dine outside the home
To dine outside the home
by Ghanian Pride January 24, 2005
Get the eating out mug.What is a purple pupil people eater:
a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can.
They also can gett away with such crime because they are god.
How to spot a purple pupil people eater:
They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female.
How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters:
a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence.
stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night.
When spotted by a purple pupil people eater:
RUN!
don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes.
purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad.
they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy.
How to become a purple pupil people eater:
*you have to be mad ballin’
1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes.
If so, you fail.
2. Gett baked.
3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible
4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times.
5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex.
Why people become purple pupil people eater:
usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people.
*please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too
a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can.
They also can gett away with such crime because they are god.
How to spot a purple pupil people eater:
They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female.
How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters:
a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence.
stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night.
When spotted by a purple pupil people eater:
RUN!
don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes.
purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad.
they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy.
How to become a purple pupil people eater:
*you have to be mad ballin’
1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes.
If so, you fail.
2. Gett baked.
3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible
4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times.
5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex.
Why people become purple pupil people eater:
usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people.
*please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too
sober person one: wow, I’m bored.
sober person two: what do you want to do?
sober person three: uhm, why not become purple pupil people eaters?
sober person one, two: YAH!
*all blaze
high person two: now what?
high person three: we should check the list!
High person one:….. Uhm, lets not.
*high person one and three looks at the list
High person two: uh oh, why not?
High person three: because they cant be a purple pupil people eater!
(dun dun dun)
High person two: sorry one, but you have blue eyes. But you can sit there, and watch us?
High person one: okay!
High person three: next, we must check the mirror
*both look at blood shot eyes in mirror
high person two: now we say…. purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters.
Done!
High person three: purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters. YAY! We are purple pupil people eaters!
*high person three became purple pupil people eater three and high person two became purple pupil people eater two.
purple pupil people eater three: lets go to the park!
High person one: okayy,
Purple pupil people eater two: damn, there are no people here,
purple pupil people eater three: mmmmm, I smell someone with blue eyes.
High person one: uh oh.
*ate high person one, because they he had blue eyes
purple pupil people eater two and three: mmmmmm.
sober person two: what do you want to do?
sober person three: uhm, why not become purple pupil people eaters?
sober person one, two: YAH!
*all blaze
high person two: now what?
high person three: we should check the list!
High person one:….. Uhm, lets not.
*high person one and three looks at the list
High person two: uh oh, why not?
High person three: because they cant be a purple pupil people eater!
(dun dun dun)
High person two: sorry one, but you have blue eyes. But you can sit there, and watch us?
High person one: okay!
High person three: next, we must check the mirror
*both look at blood shot eyes in mirror
high person two: now we say…. purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters.
Done!
High person three: purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters. YAY! We are purple pupil people eaters!
*high person three became purple pupil people eater three and high person two became purple pupil people eater two.
purple pupil people eater three: lets go to the park!
High person one: okayy,
Purple pupil people eater two: damn, there are no people here,
purple pupil people eater three: mmmmm, I smell someone with blue eyes.
High person one: uh oh.
*ate high person one, because they he had blue eyes
purple pupil people eater two and three: mmmmmm.
by someonenumbertwo June 21, 2008
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the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool
are usually very delicious...mmmm
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool
are usually very delicious...mmmm
kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"
random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"
as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
mom- "ok sweetie one second"
random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"
as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
by JewC May 21, 2008
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Get the eating out mug.Slang term for Asians, or anyone of Asian decent. Predominately used for all those countries that eat a lot of rice.
by Raylord February 7, 2012
Get the Rice Eaters mug.If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.
We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.
We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.
by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006
Get the Cheese eating surrender Monkeys mug.When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009
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