eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

by JewC May 21, 2008

Carpe eatum

Latin term for lesbians, carpet munchers. Generally translated as "seize the muff".

Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.

by Knutee2 March 13, 2009

eatums place

An ultra rare restaurant in “welcome to bloxburg” on the popular game roblox.

eatums place is just down the road, wanna grab a bite?

by Lii ohh yes February 4, 2022