eatums 

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

eatums by JewC May 21, 2008

eatums place 

An ultra rare restaurant in “welcome to bloxburg” on the popular game roblox.

eatums place is just down the road, wanna grab a bite?

eatums place by Lii ohh yes February 4, 2022

eaturself 

idk some random kid who HATES fortnite

Cheekymonkey101: "you know that kid eaturself?"
Caleb/zach/liam: "Yeah, I hate that kid"

eaturself by Calebis October 29, 2020

Fetus Eatus 

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.

"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"

Fetus Eatus by NishiTheGreat May 31, 2023

Eatus The Feetus 

The process of eating the feetus prior to Yeeting it.

Bob loves to Eatus the Feetus

Eatus The Feetus by YeetusThebeetus September 21, 2018

Carpe eatum 

Latin term for lesbians, carpet munchers. Generally translated as "seize the muff".

Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.

Carpe eatum by Knutee2 March 13, 2009

Eatus 

An obscenely large or fat woman. Shortened version of eat us out of house and home

Holy shit, look at that eatus over there.

Eatus by rhys417 February 6, 2009