selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.

as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"

by chip chocolate November 12, 2010

Ticket To Ride

A promise for future sex, to be cashed in by the recipient at their convenience.

Jill gave Jack a ticket to ride in return for paying her rent.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

selling wolf tickets

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.

Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

by The Stock Master November 15, 2015

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

ticketyfuckityboo

When something spectacularly crap happens to you that's out of your control

''Yeah Joe imagine my delight when I rang the help desk and was on hold for 20 mins only to be cut off, ticketyfuckityboo''

by Tiest-o-holic May 14, 2009

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015