townie 

i used to think townies were freaks, but i had some{meaning 2} townie friends, so i didnt hate them all.
but then i was in town with my friends{non townies, ie. ggpgmm greebo/goth/punk/grunge/me-mi}and all these townies started chasing us. they kept screaming that they were going to kill us, so we just walked away. but they followed us, so my mates freind, christian{unfortunate name, as he is an atheist} went and punched one of them and they went away, screamin that they would get us one day. so, now i think that they are a bunch of arse-holes, who are pollouting this plannet and need to die.

townies suck. kill them all!

townie by Lo May 17, 2004

townie 

a townie is basically a person who has no life, and who likes to use crap language, and look down on anyone who dresses differently from then.
They tend to put on a cockney accent to look cool, similar to the accents in the soap "east enders" They get into fights just to impress people.
Boys tend to wear ridiculously large, baggy hoodies, over vondutch caps or nikey caps. They like to wear adidas trainers and sporty trousers.
Girls are similar, they like to wear fake, plasticy "bling" gold hoop earrings, gelled hair into either a side pony tail, or an annoyingly high ponytail so it is above their heads.
They dont pronounce their Ts and they call anyone who has a life and a good education "mommy's girl/boy"

examples of their talk is:

innit? - isn't it?
nang - cool
fink - think
yo, what up homie - hey how are u?
she's well nice - she's very nice
yo u momma's gal - u hav no life cos u hav an education
innit blad man? - isnt it cool?

townie by minerva July 10, 2004

townie 

Think it's cool to add innit or some form of swear word into eaqch sentence at least 3 times, if they have the i.q. to even string a sentence together. Female townies will scrape their hair back so tightly when teh sun reflects off the layers of gel it looks like they're bald and have a ponytail/bun slap bang ontop of their heads tied with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely expensive 10p hair bunch from 'tha f***in markeet innit'. Both male and female townies think they look 'f***in mingin' innit' if they're not dripping in fake gold jewlery, consisting of at least 3 gold rings on each hand and at least 3 necklaces. Male townies tend to wear burberry hats balancing dangerously on their heads which threaten to fall off any minute if the wind blows and in fact, if they move therefor making it impossible to 'bash yer f***in head in mate innit'. All townies have blatant disrespect for any kinda of class concerning designer labels and get cheap knock off's at the previously mentioned 'markeet' that they think look genuine even though they got it for a fiver. Townies are general scum of the earth!

townie girl 1: Oi, didjajustgivemamateanevil? (rough translation: did you just give my friend an evil glare?)
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!

townie by fairybelle24 August 18, 2004

Townie 

US var. of British townie or towny: Comes from low income background. Wears fake "bling" (often times shiny plastic medallions dispensed by candy machines), oversized black sweatshirts,and oversized denim pants(gangsta style). Female specimens adorn themselves with "goth" style makeup: cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow/eyliner or black eyeliner. The townie skips school and "hangs" around urban developments in town. Speak of smoking (tobacco or anything illicit)and drinking and hate anyone "prep."

Normal person1: Hey, what'd the townies do to your car again?
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.

Townie by mabel April 26, 2005

townie 

Along with Chav, the English definition for a ned. Townies have spread from Scotland to England and outlying countries in the past years. What I can say to that is this:
"Oh dear me."

"Ya pure dafty, man! Ah'll git ma cousin's brother tae dae ya!

townie by Ned Seagoon September 2, 2005

townie 

what most people have covered + they have to go get there bres on you if they get into trouble.

grunger/skater/normal:(walks past a townie)
townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them

townie by kill a chav September 10, 2008

townie 

Lowlife scums. Like to wear cheap or over expensive crap, such as "nike", "kappa", "adidas", "reebok" "umbro" and many more...
Start fights with grungers/moshas/punks and goths for absoloutly NO reason.
Manage to cram FUCK in every other sentance. think its funny to act dumb which comes naturally to them.
Townie girls come in to types.
1. Slut like, big mouthed wear hardly any clothes. Bleached hair, to much make up and are turnin yellow from all the fags and not enough sun light.
2. The ones that act like men and wear tracsuit bottoms, have their eyebrow pierced and have nothing better to do except for stealing and hanging around in no particular place of value. (eg. bus stops)
The male of the species are not very varied.
they all skank like they have a bad limb, wear clothes that are really baggy in the middle but really tight at seams and joints. They talk like Ali G, and wear alot of "bling" which we accosiate as cheap painted gold plastic, bought from the local market. they think it's hilarious when something goes wrong, crave attention and think they are "bad boys" or "wellard". Often try to be black (stupid wannabe niggers) and wear thinks from america (basketball vests which are waaaaaaay to big) and have writing containing places in america but being townies they have no idea where they are.
They wear their caps way to high and then where their hoods over the top.
JAHAN IS THE STUPIDEST KNOB EVER
Grungers and other non-townies are all unsafe around these creatures. ~They think insults are "JEW" "YA MUM" "I HAD YA MUM" "NIGGER" (which is what they try to be so?) "GRUNGER" (i mean yeah we know we get ourselves dressed every morning not our mums) and other ridiculous non-insulting words.
We are getting bored from talking about the scums so shall finish there.

example of their odd behaviour:
in town buying a drink, townie comes up to my boyfriends mate and says "how old are ya?" he replies with his age 15. now the height difference between my friend and this tiny townie does not stop him.
We walk out of the shop and the townie starts thrusting his chest towards my mate to which he replies "your hats gay" so this townie ATTEMPT to punch him at which we walk away. then an hour later the same townie walks up to me and say "will you go out with me?". i mean what kinda stupid twat is he?

townie by Francesca, Rajpar, Ryan, Ruben, George and the odd bit of David March 19, 2004