plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa March 20, 2012

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 September 7, 2013

phoon

Thai for an over-sized clitoris.

Dude that chick I was with had a major phoon. I had to double up on her.

by saint of taint May 26, 2009

Ploner

a mixture between a Plonker and a loner

Ali is such a ploner

by Lucy, Ali, Stefan February 8, 2008

Plonk

Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.

I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.

God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!

by Ihatepullups December 10, 2010

Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 22, 2011

Ploof

To pop or burst your scrotum.

I ploofed my bouncy balls.

by MyWordIsLAW January 30, 2015