Definitions by Michiwawa

proepidemicist 

A person who does not believe in vaccinations

Pete: I am an antivaxer
Joe: Oh, so you're a proepidemicist then

proepidemicist by Michiwawa May 3, 2020

plonker 

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

plonker by Michiwawa March 20, 2012

funsies

Sexual intercourse and associated activities. Once used on the sitcom "Maud".

Bob: Sue and I got naked and had funsies last night!

Dick: Do you mean you were fucking?

Bob: Er... yes.

Dick: Well why didn't you say so then?

funsies by Michiwawa November 5, 2011