Definitions by Ihatepullups

Plonk 

Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.

I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.

God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!

Plonk by Ihatepullups December 10, 2010