Math

Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM

But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..

"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"

by Panda F'n Bearr March 6, 2015

voodoo math

Letters, numbers, and/or symbols that seemingly appear out of no where in relation to given mathematical context.

voodoo math:
Find the equation of the tangent plane to the surface x^2z-y^3z^5+xy=9 at the point P=(1,2,-1).
answer:
Tangent plane at P is z+1=1/3(y-2) or equivalently y-3z=5

by BR14N1UM February 18, 2013

Math Chem

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific piece of majorly overlaoded content that comes from exactly line 50 in chapter 15, section 12 to the left of Figure 15-30. Not knowing that will lower your grade, make your entire class fail, and will lead to suffering in and out of class for all of eternity.

DUDE! I HATE math chem!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest grade was a D-.

by Young-Min March 15, 2005

A Mask for Math

When the effort or resourcefulness of tens of thousands of math tutors in Singapore covers up most local school teachers’ poor teaching pedagogies or methodologies and their low enthusiasm or creativity, thus exonerating the latter in making the subject appear dull and boring and unconnected to real life.

If there was a months-long lockdown in Singapore due to the pandemic, except for the thousands of families who can’t afford private tuition for their children, the math grades of the majority of middle-class students wouldn’t significantly suffer, because of a mask for math culture that has permeated the entire educational system for decades.

by MathPlus September 12, 2021

Math

If it was easy, it'd be your sister.

Math is to porn as brain is to dick

by Mac___Carzy September 9, 2010

math

whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.

This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.

by Deltron February 12, 2004

CECA Math

When Singapore’s Opposition parties were only given a fraction of the politically charged numbers they requested from the government on the Comprehensive Economic Cooperation Agreement (CECA), such as the total number of “foreign talents” from India and their family members who are presently working and living in the country, and the number of locals who benefited from the Singapore-India free trade agreement that was signed in 2005.

Singaporeans won’t lose sleep or go on strike because sensitively constipated CECA math statistics aren’t going to come out (until one day when the Opposition wins the hearts of a majority electorate)—99.99% of locals don’t need immigration figures as living proof, because they, their loved ones, or friends had seen or experienced the aftermath of this one-sided deal first-hand.

by MathPlus July 18, 2021