lifestyle

The name that swingers use to describe their culture. A couple can be in the lifestyle by attending events and becoming familiar with what goes on. They do not have to participate in the swapping and group sex that occurs there. Those that do participate are said to be active.

You two are a nice looking couple. How long have you been in the lifestyle?

by wenched July 29, 2005

Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.

A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".

by James Early UD May 29, 2008

lifesaver

1.makes you the happiest person in the world
2.saves your life by telling you good news or good information

Kiera your my lifesaver!
Omgosh you are such a lifesaver!!

by stiney June 11, 2006

Omegle No Lifes

The guys with no life, that go on Omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. Usually begins conversations with 'Sex?', 'Hey girl' or some other remark asking gender first. If the Stranger reveals he is a boy, the Omegle No Life immediately disconnects

Typical conversation w/ Omegle No Lifes

Stranger: asl?
You: 13.M.ca
-disconnected-

Stranger:asl?
You:13.f.ca
Stranger:hey babe
Stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
You: the fuck?...
-disconnected-

by your-stalker April 16, 2009

lifestory

When a person gives a more detailed explenation of a situation/opinion than people actually care for.

"Sorry i was a bit late today i had to take my cat to the vets" (that would be an ideal place to stop) but then if the person goes into a 5 minute story about whats wrong with there cat, vet insurance, what the vet looked like, how long it took ect ect.. then the relpy would be

"OMG lifestory"

by Bobertybob January 15, 2009

linesplitting

When someone is typing in chat with only one or two words per post to formulate a sentence. Its generally disliked because it creates spam.

Linesplitting
is basically
typing
like

this

lol xd

by ToffeeZulu September 3, 2018

Grandrous Lifestyle

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing

Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!

by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008