Kartrashian Scale

A scale used to assign a “value” to someone’s trashiness.

So, just how trashy was that chick you banged last night? Like where was she on the Kartrashian scale between Kendall and Bruce?

by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

Kardashians

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

by mara. October 29, 2020

Kardasian

A slut bitch who fucks anything that walks

Person1: That bitch a Kardasian. Person2: I no right she fucked my dog.

by BadSexJoke May 21, 2018

Kardashiaing

To compulsively keep up with the Kardashians.

Boy 1: Yo dude, wanna go to Violets party tonight?
Boy 2: Nah, I'm kardashiaing tonight!

by ~Mav~ May 28, 2018

Kardashiversary

Being married 73 days, longer than Kim Kardashian's 72 day marriage.

Me: Ron and I hit our Kardashiversary yesterday.
Friend: Your what?
Me: Our Kardashiversary, you know we've been married 73 days!
Friend: That's awesome! LOL!!

by Dr. JohnnyFire June 13, 2012

Kardashiansanity.

Anything to do with or behavior typical of the Kardashian family that reflects intense shallowness. an obsession with material goods. and/or bad taste.

"Lauren, wearing your 19 carat diamond ring to work at a non-profit is pure Kardashiansanity."

"Brittany, do you really need that Christian Louboutin shoe in all six colors? I'm calling that Kardashiansanity."

by Miss Mari November 16, 2011