HTP

Internet short hand for “have to poop”

“Holly crap! I’m prairie doggin,I HTP”

by Moe Fizz May 17, 2006

HTGL

Hope this gets locked.

Someone makes a horrible thread. You then post HTGL in it to show your dislike for the thread.

Commonly used in the Superficial forums when ninanina19 makes a thread.

by Tyrone Bigguns September 15, 2008

htb

Hit The Bed

Mariam: Dude i'm soo tired
Haytham: htb

by nightwalker2fly December 12, 2011

htb

htb means to physicaly hold the beef.

john. i just smushed your girl last night

mike. ok just go htb cause you didnt

by master chef on your beef December 6, 2010

H.T.M.

Hot Tranny Mess. a phrase that means when someone is more then a hot mess, they are a Hot Tranny Mess. Meaning their appereance is worse then a ugly tranny.
Often used by Christian Siriano of Project Runway

Can you believe she's wearing that? She looks a H.T.M.

by Sugs-N-Spice April 1, 2008

h/t/t

holier than thou, abbreviated form of

he was known for his h/t/t attitude w/r/t the issues of climate change and personal responsibility

by the late great July 7, 2009

HTG

A verb of unknown origin which means to leave a social event without paying one's fair share of the accrued bill. Usually the offender manages to throw suspicion off his trail by paying a token amount or giving others the impression that he paid someone else. Someone proficient in HTGing can potentially save a significant amount of money, but at significant cost to their social circle.

"Man, that douche totally just HTG'd us on the bar tab."

"One time I took a prostitute home, and she was so bad that I HTG'd her while she was cleaning up in the bathroom."

by jarjarbinkspenis April 27, 2009