Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

Lil Fruit Snacc

The best SoundCloud Rapper ever

Lil Fruit Snacc outta this

by LilFruitsnaccfan September 17, 2020

cock fruit tail

When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.

“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “

by Floyd Chavers August 25, 2021

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022

daily serving of fruit

A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend

Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.

Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.

by TwinkleToes72 January 15, 2011

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

The scent or flavor that all exotic dancers spray themselves with before selling lap-dances.

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."

by Goob McNa$ty March 17, 2014

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022