by Viperlord February 27, 2003
Get the dell computers mug.In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?
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by tedx November 9, 2006
Get the cumputer mug.When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
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Get the Computery mug.The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.
Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
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