Cockschlager

Beer, or other alcohol, that has had someone's penis in it.

Matt: Hey man, can you believe that party last night?
Austin: I can't believe Christian downed that whole mug of cockschlager!

by Ari Haugen October 29, 2007

cocksilo

What do you store in missile-silos? Missiles. What do you store in cock-silos? ...

You like girls! That's so gay, you fucking cocksilo.

by GameMogul December 21, 2007

Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.

"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"

by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008

cocksboy

a boy with a can do no care for others attitude. Has no reference to his penis size and therefore is imaginatively endowed.

that cocksboy is really stirring things up, johnson.

by cesar romero March 19, 2010

cocksaliva

sperm, especially when dribbling from the source

I was going to spray all over her face but instead cocksaliva came dripping out.

by Imjustasexyman September 17, 2010

Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)

Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.

by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022