splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007

Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spafe

(spâf)n. An individual with an especially spacious face (i.e. moonlike, intrusive, omnipresent, generously proportioned, ergonomically challenged)

"You, my friend, are a spafe"

by Gregory McGregory May 19, 2005

spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face

Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing

by Endeque February 4, 2010

SLAF day

it Slap A$$ Friday at some skools dey do dat.

Today was SLAF day and i didn't get smacked dey'll prolly get me next SLAF day

by jjsuperme May 20, 2008

Spaf

Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face

Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!

Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!

by jamrag3957 November 8, 2010

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004