Soft Serve

To suck a flacid penis.

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve

by Nedus June 11, 2006

soft toy

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

Soft Tacos

Term for a gay orgy with no lube.

"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."

by TheBirdsCanSeeEverything June 29, 2022