Prickly Stephen

1. (v) The willful self-insertion of a spiked, barbed, or pointed object into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification or personal accomplishment.

2. (n) The act of committing a Prickly Stephen.

It was pretty gross when Thistlehair decided to Prickly Stephen that fistful of premium cutlery up his ass, but it was even worse when he pulled it out and put it back in the package.

by Shaka the Khan July 30, 2010

Dustin Stephens

Dustin Stephens, is one of the best apache gunner any pilot could have. Ruggedly handsome by definition and has the style of a young Tom Cruise. Can make a grown man cry by only using his eye brows, causes an orgasms with the sound of voice. Can master anything he sets his mind to, can cause millillion's to lose interest upon growing tired of it. Is the strongest person you could meet in 10 life times. Has the biggest heart towards family and friends.

I once dated a guy for three years before i found out he wasn't born with the name Dustin Stephens, and then i raped, ate and killed him.

by Aesir March 30, 2013

The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.

Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

stephan bonnar

Stephan Bonnar is a Fighter at the 205 weight in the UFC. his name is commonly used refering to having a bonner.

"wow that girl over there is totally giving me a Stephan Bonnar!!"

by JustinotherPeterson November 20, 2009

sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.

The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!

by Eddy April 16, 2008

Stephen

The guy that often gets passed by because no one gets to know him. He is funny, smart, witty, sincere, sweet, nice and HOT. He is an amazing guy. His only flaw is that he doesn't tell the girl he likes that he likes her.

Girl: Why would you like Stephen?
Girl2: because, hes amazing
Girl: whatever...
<girl walks away>
Girl2: i love you stephen

by KristaGurlie February 21, 2010

Shepherd

A man or woman who, on a night out with friends, chooses to stay sober or is made to stay sober for the care of rest of the group.

John had a rough night, spent acting as shepherd for five horny and drunken lads out on the town.

by JojoAgogo March 6, 2009