I just found this site today. While I have enjoyed it immensely, I know exactly what "Concerned" is talking about. But please, I can see you getting rid of proper names and all, but don't change the format. This is some damn funny stuff!
by Not a democrat! March 14, 2003
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Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
by Blog Hater February 19, 2009
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"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
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(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!
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