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un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.
When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.
by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011
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Bobby the stalker

Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡
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fb stalker

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
by hanndawg April 21, 2009
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Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.
Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006
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retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.
He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.
by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009
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God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.
That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.
by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010
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Package Stalker

Definition:
1.The Obsession of stalking packages constantly via online aka "Package Tracking"
1. The Package Stalker sat there on his laptop while stalking his Condoms.
by pigy0300 November 14, 2014
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