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Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
by Andru J. November 12, 2009
mugGet the Ebeneezer Screwmug.

Wiki-screwed

A state of being in which a person relied on information found on wikipedia, generally in a scholarly context, then later, after having already put effort into something using this information, found out that the information was incorrect, and therefore was forced to redo that work.
Rebecca: Oh no! I just based these 37 intricate drawings of DNA molecules on information I found on wikipedia, and it turns out they're all wrong! I'm going to have to redo every single one!
Erica: You just got wiki-screwed.
by OhEmOrange January 6, 2009
mugGet the Wiki-screwedmug.

screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale
Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!
by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
mugGet the screwed upmug.

screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.
1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
by katrine April 11, 2004
mugGet the screwed upmug.

chopped and screwed

by cmslt April 4, 2013
mugGet the chopped and screwedmug.

Screw you

A very nice way to say mom please just leave me alone right now i am getting very annoyed
Mom: you cant drive
Son: screw you
by Memeboiiiiiiiiiiiiii August 22, 2018
mugGet the Screw youmug.

screw up

Screw up is when you say the wrong name to your bitch while having sex.
uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker!
by Kasper Nielsen April 3, 2004
mugGet the screw upmug.

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