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scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
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Scraggler

One who is roaming by themselves, someone that is wondering around alone. A person that is alone
What is that scraggler doing in our back yard?
by Big Daddy Daniel Senior. May 19, 2018
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones ability, status, or ego.
Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.
by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019
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Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.
"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011
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scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.
Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.
by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011
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Scrabble

Scrabble or music on the couch? You can lay your head on my lap but please don't touch me today.
im a bit pissed off with you but i am here to make up words or listen to music. Scrabble or music?
by Krkič October 16, 2020
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