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Pull a John Preston

Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.

An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"

"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."

"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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Prestige

Masturbation that often occurs while playing FPS video games at night, seeing/being in the presence of potatoes, or hearing the name Perry
Gary: *Playing MW3* "I prestige every night!"
Mark: "DUDE! I DO TOO! Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a potato and named it Perry."
by Lord Nicoldemort December 9, 2012
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Preston

Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!

I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014
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Preston

A kid who is into dinosaurs and is usually gay
Guy1 that kid is so gay
Guy2 he must be a Preston
by Jack348648 May 18, 2016
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Prestidge

The highest rank in the martial arts. When a black but can no farther they are are in the rank Prestidge
My karate teacher was not able to teach my class today so he had a Prestidge come in to substitute.
by Chubbinator November 22, 2007
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Preston

Has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
Preston has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches
by goat _39 October 3, 2018
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