Trent From Punchy

Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick, but the act of killing birds occurs around the point of climax during his meth fueled sessions of deviant sex. He loves Police and obeying the law. His mother works hard. You are a Dickhead.

Example 1
"Stop being a Trent from Punchy!!"

"What does that mean!??!"

"Well, a Trent From Punchy is a... Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick. He loves Police and obeying the law His mother works hard."

"I don't see how that applies?"

Example 2
"It's my turn on the clicker*!" *foreign for Tv Remote

"No it Ain't!"

"If we watch one more episode of Scrubs* I am going to go Trent from Punchy on you." *Scrubs is synonymous with Inferior Situation Comedy

"Pfffffftttt!!!"

"I hate that show. I swear one more episode and I will kill all your Birds."

"Oh yeah!"

"Yeah"

"Alright then. How about Modern Family instead? I've got it on my Tivo!"

"Sure. That sounds great. I love that show because it makes you think and gives you an erection!"

"Agreed. Now let's kill your birds and fuck!"

by Glistening Man Seed Man October 21, 2010

Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.

After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.

by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009

I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 10, 2013

tiki punch

A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.

Let's go home and have some Tiki Punch!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Punch Me Face

A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."

by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007