mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

miping

Media Induced Panicking as seen during the mass hysteria of the 2020 Covid19 global pandemic, where the Brits stocked up on toilet paper, the Dutch stocked up on cannabis, the US stocked up on guns & ammo, and the world economy crashed into a recession.

Bob: Professor Broseph, do you remember 2020?

Professor Broseph Economy: Indeed, we experienced a catastrophic global economy crash due to miping. I went into negative equity thanks to it! I also couldn't wipe my arse because there was no toilet paper.

Adrianus: Ja, but I was high all the time

by CoronaVirusBoi March 16, 2020

Moving picture

What we like to call today is a video for all the boomers that looked this up your welcome.

“Sam are you making a moving picture”（╹◡╹）
“It’s called a video you idiot”

by Look mom I’m on tv May 6, 2020

slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.

Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking

by marionetos May 31, 2010

Swagg Moving

The art of walking while gigging.

Having swagg while walking.

Why are you walking like that? "I'm swagg moving, just know that!"

by SmileJets August 4, 2011

MrPing1000

The common name for a guy who rapes cattle with every day kitchen utensils, often favouring the spatula.

Pingy is MrPing1000

by Cougem May 28, 2004

Moving Mountain

Some one so fat they look like a huge mountain. When they run, the ground usually shakes.Moving mountains are loners, who usually smell bad

Person 1: What the hell is that noise?
Person 2: Shit its Moving Mountain, get the fuck out out of here!

by *Starfall* July 16, 2008