Limp Dick

A crooked or slanted cock.

Girl : " ew Jason you have a Limp Dick "

by ChippyFurtadooo April 29, 2012

Limp Titted

A word created by young teens to describe how upset or angry they were over something. Used to overpower the term "pissed off", meaning that if you wish to express your anger on a higher scale than saying "pissed off" offers, you would use limp titted. "Limp Titted" was thought up because a woman with one breast larger than the other would probably be severely upset.

Guy One: "Hey sorry dude....i hope you're not pissed."
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"

by Steve (really Zach) April 23, 2008

limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".

He totally went "limp dick".

by thaboobywatcher January 9, 2011

limp biscuit

What someone looks like when their limbs go limp/numb and they snort when laughing.

You look like a limp biscuit when you laugh.

by lesbiana dykington March 7, 2019

limp twins

an ill band.

limp twins are the shit, yo.

by DaSchtaishOne June 16, 2009

Limp-Dickedness

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.

Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister

by Psyrain June 9, 2010

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011