ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

ian by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

Ian by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014

Ian

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.

Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'

Ian by MathewHourigan February 3, 2010

Ian

Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him

Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore

Ian by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014

ian

ian is a weird, annoying, and a brat.

that guy is such an ian

ian by who r u October 23, 2017

Ian

he's a dick

i hate ian
me too man

Ian by wanthimsobad333 December 5, 2017

Ian

A Fuck tard. No need to say anymore.

Fuck Ian , that dumb ass little bitch.

Ian by YUP 1000% REAL February 1, 2018