Google+

A totally fucked up but fun social media site that was shut down on April 2nd, 2019. It was a very obscure site with some conflicts that would make 4chan look like a snowball fight. Some examples: The Gamers VS bronies, PurpleFoxy VS Fallout, Dank Memes VS the wildcorns and so on.

John: Hey Jim, you on Google+?

Jim: Who the fuck uses Google+?

by That One Sniper May 28, 2019

Google Dictionary

The worst dictionary to ever exist.

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

by somebody who's in the U.S. April 11, 2020

Google Booty

When a girl/guy send you fake nudes from google or other site on the internet

Hunter: Bro check out these nudes Jessica sent me

Daniel: dawg that is definitely google booty nudes

by Noodle43 March 1, 2021

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Search google or type a URL

being bored enough that you feel like there is nothing to do so you search (search google or type a URL)
You feel like you about to die of boredom so you search (search google or type a URL)

Billy-"hey tom i'm bored wanna hang."
Tom-"have you searched (search google or type a URL)."
Billy-"no why."
Tom-"you ain't that bored bro."

by ytdxfcgyuygfchtyigv September 25, 2020

Search Google or type a URL

This is definetly a clear sign that your super bored and don't know what to do with life anymore.

So I'm so bored that I typed Search Google or type a URL. Your really bored and telling the truth if you type this.

Alex: I'm bored.
Me: type "Search Google or type a URL".
Alex: Umm... what?
Me: Be quiet your not bored.

by FaZe_Smash64 September 30, 2020