foss

A word used for a gay person that acts extra gay

Dude 1: You coming to Max's party??

Dude 2: Of course

Dude 1: Okay dress up

*Next day*

*Max opens the door sees guy sitting in with legs crossed guy bites his lips and tells max to come over*

Max: OMG ITS A FOSS!

*Max runs in the house*

by >;3_Yur_Wrst_Nightmare_>;D March 2, 2010

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

Fossyness

To be fossy, from the root word of 'fussy', is to be irritated in a joking manner.

Sara expressed her true fossyness when she tickled Chris for having eaten one of her cookies.

When one wishes to impose a playful frustration, verbally admitting one has become fossy or possess fossyness portrays a humorous irritability within that person.

by clark5722 February 18, 2011

FOSA

The term FOSA is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Full Of Shit Arsehole', phonetically it sounds like the word LOSER but with an 'F' in place of the 'L'. The term usually applies to males rather than females. Favorite past times of the FOSA include, lying to girls, dumping nice girls for skank ass hoes and going to spearmint rhino.

See definitions below;

1. An arrogant, self centered male who women can't seem to get enough of. Usually seen talkin' smack to his buddies about other chicks he's boned.

2. An guy from 'out of town' or 'overseas' that's around for a good time not a long time. Often English backpackers or anyone 'couch surfing' is a FOSA.

3. A guy who drives a shit hot car that his parents paid for while talking on his iPhone or Blackberry. He almost runs over pedestrians due to fixing his hair in the rear-view and cuts other motorists off if they are driving inferior cars. This FOSA more than likely went to Scotch College and will definitely be at Baroque House tonight.

1. Girl "Get out of the way FOSA i'm trying to get to the bar"

FOSA "I just wanted to say how stunningly beautiful you are, I also thought you should know that i'm a voluntary doctor who looks after orphaned children and sick animals in my spare time, I love long walks on the beach, and circle jerking my friends, can I get your number"

Girl "umm ok I spose"

FOSA "thanks, i'll booty call you in 3 weeks and send you a photo of my cock"

2. Murray was a real FOSA, not only did he leave a really pretty intelligent girl when he 'wasn't looking for a relationship' for a stripper with a kid, but he also fucked his house-mate and then got into a relationship with a fugly dip-shit backpacker who wore leggings as pants.

by elwatto October 15, 2011

Fosaitis

like touretts but with laughter

Danielle and Cory got infected with Fosaitis today at work.

by MADCory August 23, 2011

FOSS

Acronym for Full of Shit Southerner. Used to describe a person from the South (including but not limited to the following states: NC, SC, GA, TN, AL, MS, LA, VA and KY) who is politely being evasive, untruthful, disingenuous and/or passive aggressive. A common behavior found in regional southern culture and widely deemed unacceptable to a northerner, who typically values being forthright. For example, the acronym is applicable when someone is 'yessing' you to death and truly means 'no'.

"That person was a FOSS. She kept saying she's love to buy a timeshare from me, and when I asked her for her credit card, she made all sorts of excuses."

"Total FOSS's. They're from North Carolina."

by TSnyc September 6, 2014

fodsa

Fear Of Doing Stuff/Something Alone.

Connor: I could never go to a movie by myself.
Oliver: Wow you have a serious case of FODSA!

by FTLLC March 20, 2016