Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

Our Flag Means Death

A show about gay pirates. It is very good but not historically accurate.

All of the main characters have at least one homoerotic scene.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Our Flag Means Death yet?
Person 2: No, sounds really sad.
Person 1: You'd be surprised, but you're not actually wrong.

by TeddyTheMalewife April 13, 2022

Flamingo Whore

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps

Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”

by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020

flavor country

A smoker's destination. From an old Marlboro ad. Sometimes used sarcastically.

Boss Lady: Ladies, are you smoking in the building?
Patty, Selma: Um, well, er, uh...
Homer: These are mine. (Takes drag from both cigarettes, coughs violently). I am in Flavor Country.
Boss Lady: Both are yours?
Homer: It is a big country.
-The Simpsons

by Comrade 47 November 1, 2008

Red flag

A 'red flag' is a term used to describe when somebody has a feeling that they are potentially dealing with a manipulative and/or possibly psychotic or sociopathic individual. It's usually used to explain a feeling after the fact.

It was a red flag when she told me that she had four kids from four different men.

by NotoriousBigG July 6, 2019

Flansy

Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.

"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"

by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006

Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.

Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020