fecal ring

The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.

After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.

by jimmybomm June 22, 2020

fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.

man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.

by sickone April 18, 2004

fecal dart

A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water

Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

Fecal Fantasy

An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force

Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.

Sally: Really Billy, what's that?

Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.

Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.

Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!

Sally: Damn right!

by LUX February 16, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

fecalization

Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.

ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.

A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.

ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?

B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.

by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011

fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003