A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
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When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
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"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"
"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011
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Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
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Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
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Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
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Get the Emergency playlist mug.Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?
Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.
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Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
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Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?
Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
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Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
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