elite eight

A group of people who are very lame, led by a person who fancies himself as the leader of the group, and spends a lot of time badgering other people who hang out with or be a part of the EE.

Kareem is the ringleader of the Elite Eight.

by J Ijei November 11, 2008

Break The Eight

A challenge to be undertaken by human males where the participant tries to masturbate to orgasm eight times in a normal day.

Q. You in the office today Pixley?
A. No man. Working from home; trying to Break The Eight.

by dunkinnuts April 14, 2019

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

Sixty Eight

A derogatory term used when a Nigga is too short to actually get a 69 going wit his girl.

Chris and his short Pinoy ass only 68 wit his bitch.

by Lysol June 13, 2004

Double-Eight

Absolutely Broken. Completely unrepairable, replacement is the only option. From the Cable boxes from Telewest in the UK that display 88.88 when the CPU dies; when the engineer shows up, he invariably rubs his chin and says "oooh... Double-eight."

Oh, blimey, my Renault 11 is double-eight. Some scallywag took it down the forest and burnt it out.

by Lev November 14, 2005

layer eight

In networking, the OSI model refers to the seven layers of the network stack. This model is sometimes extended to eight layers in order to incorporate the user. This is often used in jokes meant to insult a user by implying operator error.

User: What's wrong with my Internet connection?
Tech: Looks like a layer eight issue.
User: Is that bad?
Tech: Depends. You didn't pay your bill.

by pokstad November 3, 2008

Figure Eight

Someone that has fucked your mom.

He´s such a figure eight

by fe22 November 26, 2021