Sloppy Dallas

It’s when you get a blowjob but the person giving it has a mouthful of dipping sauce

Awh bro doos mom is such a sloppy slut she gave me a sloppy Dallas

by Lukejameson98 October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

Fellatio that consists of a blowjob with a mouth full of dip. It can be ranch or cheese but onion is most used for a more strong smell.

"Hey man how'd it go yesterday?"
"It was great, but I can't take of the smell of the Sloppy Dallas she gave me yesterday"

by JPalacios03 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner is giving you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by the girl with no love life October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy dallas is when a girl gives head with a mouth full of chewin tobacco.

Jessica just gave me a sloppy dallas and i had to take a shower

by Joe body October 15, 2020

sloppy Dallas

When your bitch packs a fat lip then sucks you off

Doobrah gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by An Absolute Fucking Idiot October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives you a Blowie with a mouth full of dip

“Let’s go to my room and....uh....I’ll give you a sloppy Dallas real quick”

by Krang Kumminz October 15, 2020

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021