tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.

Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap

by Noctis 92 August 10, 2017

catfish

when a girl puts a full face of makeup on

person 1: hey have you seen sally?

person 2: no.

sally: i’m right here guys!

person 1&2: woah you’re a catfish!

by MonkeyMan11 March 2, 2019

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017

Catfish

So it's basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not

Insane Girl Catfishes Her Own Boyfriend...

by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes November 23, 2020

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Catfish

Good to eat but not good to meet

This lake is just like the internet; filled with catfish

by MercilusMC July 10, 2024