Alberta Special

A large pickup truck that has a suspension lift. They are obnoxiously loud, and have smoke stacks on the back. Most likely has "Alberta Proud" stickers on the back window or the tailgate. Usually driven by inbred rednecks who like to zip through towns to see if it impresses their cousins.

Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB

Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.

George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.

Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.

John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.

by Shekels Galore July 5, 2017

alberic

Alberic is a very smart guy, he is kind and loving and is good at sports.

Wow he calculated that! That’s definitely an Alberic.

by Happyschnappy November 4, 2018

Albon

A fucking hottie who is also super smart and super handsome who also is good at anything he does.

Oh, Albon is so sexy.

by EvEtheWhore January 22, 2019

fuck album

A music album (CD, cassette, record, 8-track) conducive to having lots of sex; usually rhythmic, mood-setting and of decent length (35-45 minutes). Should be kept in stereo or cued up on iTunes at all times, just in case.

"All the psychedelic and tribal stuff on the new MGMT CD makes it a great fuck album."

by novemberfour June 10, 2009

Alberto

A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.

I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.

by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009

Albanian Aggressor

Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)

In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Alberte

Alberte is the sweetest, kindest, loving, smart, most beautiful girl you will ever meet she makes the funniest jokes and makes you laugh for hours she also has lots of romance in her life =)

Aaron: i really like alberte
Alberte: *blushes* i like you to

by Lizzith January 2, 2018