facebook life

Living a life based on what will look good on your facebook profile. Often, it is the result of facebook envy and a key element of the facebook paradox.

Sachin's got an awesome facebook life -- even though he hates everything French, he's living in Paris this summer so that people think he's cool when they read his profile and see his pictures on Facebook.

facebook life by azaad79 December 17, 2007

check your life 

a wideley used term in the Kelowna, British Columbia area, derrived from the hockey locker room, you can use the phrase anywhere. Mainly used to shut someone up, and stops them from acting stupid.

"Hey Bob, look what i can do"

"Hey Joe, check your life"

check your life by Scotty Cardno May 25, 2005

People Without a Life 

People who hang their egos on whether or not someone who bothers, without pay, to shuffle through hundreds, 100's, of idiot nonsense to look for a diamond in the rough, on Urban Dictionary, votes "publish" to affirm their value as humans by thus saying "OK this is marginally acceptable, I will click publish." is a 'person without a life,' and YES I voted 'yes, publish the POS' to the guy who called me a person without a life for bothering to sift through his and other's dung heap to get a few decent definitions published.

Thank you,

You are Welcome!

Try putting up your crap on Wikipedia! They would be so nasty they would have you committed or on serious psychoactive drugs. The best place on the Internet to find people without a life is on Wikipedia!

People Without a Life by IhaveaMelvin September 17, 2006

That's Life

A good answer for most complaints.

Person 1: Everything sucks.
Me: That's Life.

That's Life by FeedMonkeyking September 14, 2010

The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is easily explained. We are an alien tv show full of suspence and drama and crazy people. Or we are simply God's entertainment...Either way you are being watched!

Look around! They are watching you! And when you see those people that you just know aren't human, don't come to me.

The Meaning Of Life by Jessica-I've been here before May 9, 2005

Real-life Poke 

Instead of using a facebook poke,this is a poke brought to real life; can be used on people, objects or animals (such as a bunny).

That girl just real-life poked me, totally unexpected!

Real-life Poke by N. Owl December 31, 2007

Unbearable Life 

A drinking game. Every time you remember you're alive, you take a drink.

Fletcher: I don't think I did well on this last test, and I have three tests next week on the same day. Fuck my life.

Tyler: Might as well play Unbearable Life until you forget about it!

Unbearable Life by FabbyFuBz January 14, 2011