The Jesus

Looking like Jesus when jumping off a platform on Nickelodeon GUTS.

HOLY SHIT!!! Did you just see that cunt doing "THE JESUS"??

The Jesus by Bob Tibbles November 24, 2006

cat jesus 

Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise

"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."

cat jesus by sugarmarylis May 8, 2018

the jesus

something very cool/exiting/awesome

"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"
"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."

the jesus by blowjob7 April 29, 2008

Creapin Jesus 

When having a face to face with someone and you notice only one eye is looking at you, the other seems to wander off. Maybe it notices something else going on...that's a Creapin Jesus!

Me: "Dude, I can't tell if he's looking at me or not."

Shawn: "Yea, that's a Creapin Jesus."

Creapin Jesus by otterngoat February 20, 2010

space Jesus 

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is

1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!

space Jesus by Dak-Stax September 5, 2009

Child of Jesus 

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

“Wanna go back to my place?”

“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”

Child of Jesus by Yesyesyeysyeysys June 4, 2018

semi-jesus 

Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)

semi-jesus by Anonymous July 7, 2003